My life is the stupidest life.

ain-soph-eh: momanddadaism: danteogodofsoup: ejgc: adriofthed...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:41:38 -0400

momanddadaism:

danteogodofsoup:

ejgc:

adriofthedead:

cheruphim:

oh god every time this shows up on my dash

EVERY TIME

every time

jesus fucking christ

Oh my fucking god

Bronies don’t really bother me, to be honest, but I’m laughing so hard. Great use of editing, 10/10, would watch again

i really like the british voice

horrible people. horrible horrible people.

dekutree: legallyrad: dekutree: u real lame fool if u dont pee in the shower Ivan you can’t pee...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:55:26 -0400

dekutree:

legallyrad:

dekutree:

u real lame fool if u dont pee in the shower

Ivan you can’t pee sitting down

what that gotta do with anything breauh

thisismy-d-e-s-i-g-n: ibukivevo: koizumimiyaka: the-lost-doctor: hannibal-montannibal: why...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:55:17 -0400

thisismy-d-e-s-i-g-n:

ibukivevo:

koizumimiyaka:

the-lost-doctor:

hannibal-montannibal:

why didn’t we use this photo for the freakin mishapocolypse

next year, son

what the fuck do you mean next year

NO!!!! NO !!!! NNONONO O!!!!o! !!!

i swear to god

m-u-r-d-e-r: .

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:54:56 -0400

m-u-r-d-e-r:

.

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:54:51 -0400

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:54:45 -0400

deansass: the-chubby-nerd: I don’t care who you fucking think you are: If a kid wants to show you...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:54:31 -0400

deansass:

the-chubby-nerd:

I don’t care who you fucking think you are:

If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed

I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.

I bet John Winchester never saw this post

tacobellflow: kurloser: mikerickson: i didn’t know it was...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:54:12 -0400

tacobellflow:

kurloser:

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

IS THAT A FUCKING RUBBER BAND JESUS CHRIST I COULD CRY

you know he dead

naughtywater: spoookyscary: After succumbing to a fever of...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:53:59 -0400

naughtywater:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

Mazing

homestuckresources: Anonymous...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:52:54 -0400

homestuckresources:

Anonymous asked homestuckresources:

make both of the “is there a good chance of us finding the burger king” ask and the “i found the burger king” ask rebloggble together

yeah i think this deserves to be rebloggable tbh holy fucking shit

lemiel14n3: overhumor: Notorious organized crime gang caught...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:52:28 -0400

lemiel14n3:

overhumor:

Notorious organized crime gang caught in action

fucking ducks

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:52:20 -0400

theanti90smovement: idonotknoworcare: theanti90smovement: one person is born a year which means...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:52:08 -0400

theanti90smovement:

idonotknoworcare:

theanti90smovement:

one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.

uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..

do i look like a liar?

illea: i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:51:34 -0400

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

pleatedjeans: awesomephilia: Who you gon’ call? (via) better...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:57:06 -0400

pleatedjeans:

awesomephilia:

Who you gon’ call? (via)

better than expected.

Punishment for rape in Ancient Rome: Rapist's gonads were crushed between two stones.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:28:42 -0400

Punishment for rape in Ancient Rome: Rapist's gonads were crushed between two stones.
Punishment for rape in America in 2013: 1-2 years of jail and victim-blaming, rapist-sympathetic media coverage.

thewolfsinyourbed: When i find myself in times of trouble Michael Jones comes to me Speaking words...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:27:33 -0400

thewolfsinyourbed:

When i find myself in times of trouble

Michael Jones comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

think-progress: LAST NIGHT: 100,000 Brazilians flood streets to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:27:02 -0400

think-progress:

LAST NIGHT: 100,000 Brazilians flood streets to protest World Cup spending and government corruption.

See more amazing photos here (AP)

gooeybelle: absolutextrema: aryafuckingstarks: seoulmama: aryafuckingstarks: blxicnbby: Serena...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:21:56 -0400

gooeybelle:

absolutextrema:

aryafuckingstarks:

seoulmama:

aryafuckingstarks:

blxicnbby:

Serena Williams…you idiot…

what happened?

Serena Williams on Steubenville rape victim: ‘She shouldn’t have put herself in that position’

wooooooooow

SERENNNAAAAAAAAA???!!!!

I’m so disappointed rn

Mighty Cherub of Ezekiel: mhysarys: femgineer: mhysarys: boys with feminine features

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:09:45 -0400

Mighty Cherub of Ezekiel: mhysarys: femgineer: mhysarys: boys with feminine features :

mhysarys:

femgineer:

mhysarys:

boys with feminine features <3

boys with long hair <3

boys in dresses <3

boys in high heels <3

boys in makeup <3

boys with soft, gentle, submissive personalities <3

boys who will serve me in a matriarchal society <3

Fuck this

I am so…