My name is Meagan, I'm pansexual. I have too many cats. I have a boyfriend who I call my tiger husband and he is the best thing that has ever happened to me <3! I am so glad to be his c: . I'm 5ft and 83 pounds. I'm a chain-smoker and I love sushi.
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Courtney and I at our school. Lunch that day was horrid, it was so fucking cold.
Late Topless Tuesday shall be coming anytime now
My apologies, lovelies. My internet decided to cut out.
WAIT
NOPE
MASTER SAID NO
Oopsies
All of our towels are air-dried so it hurts wrapping them around me
or fucking something, Mike is an idiot. I’m not putting a large coat of spikes around me, nuh uh.
I need a job
I’m under the age of sixteen, give me suggestions please. I don’t think I could get a job at McDonalds or any fast food restaurants. I’m considering dog walking/animal watching.
“Oh, age is just a number”
Yeah, I agree completely. But sadly , Brady, the law is the law. I’m not going to be the idiot who lets my love for somebody fuck them over and put them in prison.
Why are two guys over the age of 20 flirting with me?
One is asking for me to “practice” kissing with him and another is calling me sexy, offering to kiss my headaches away and wants to snuggle with me. Lololol I’m sorry, theres only one guy I want thats way older than me and that’ll never happen.
So I might get Angel bites
Yay or nay?
Horny horny horny horny horny horny hornaynay horny horhorhoraniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hi I just want to have sex okay?
I feel like a grandma or mom when I compliment girls
I don’t wanna be like “DAMN LEMME TAP DAT ASS GURL” so I just kind of say things like “You’re too cute!” “Dear god, you’re adorable.” “You’re just precious, lovely” and well yeah
I suck
Pippin knew I was having a crap day and when I got home this evening he was at work, but I found this little prezzie he left on our bed. Two of my favorites…Copellla apple juice & caramel shortcake squares (with a little ribbon tied around them)!
Do I have the best boyfriend OR WHAT!?
HORROR MOVIE MARATHON
THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR OH MY GOD YES
SHUT THE FUCK UP
HE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, HE’S PISS DRUNK AND I’M SORRY YOUR SHIT IS IN HIS OFFICE SPACE BUT PLEASE JUST SHUT UP AND WATCH TV
bigutii5uvtthihhdhyreybrrynuthjyrek eighteen loooong days WHY
